admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

Just before we were to tyle before our last stated meeting a very elderly man came into the Temple. I went over to introduce myself as Master of the Lodge. The gentleman asked if he might be able to receive his Fellow Craft Degree. He said he had been regularly initiated here 60 years ago. Astonished I asked why it had

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

One day an English mason, a Scottish mason, and an Irish mason were in the bar after the meeting. They each proceeded to buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage, a fly landed in each of their pints and became stuck in the thick head. The Englishman pushed his beer from him

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

Prime Minister Julia Gillard is visiting a Glasgow hospital during a trip to England. Shee enters a ward full of patients with no obvious sign of injury or illness, he greets one. The patient replies:      “Fair fa your honest sonsie face, Great chieftain o the puddin race,       Aboon them a ye take yer place, Painch, tripe or thairm,       As langs

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

One evening after a brother had been a guest at an installation, he had partaken of too much wine, and his host was very worried, as he did not want him to drive home in his present state which was some distance away, so insisted that he stay the night at his house, and travel home the next morning, and

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

There is a lodge located in the far outback of Queensland where the brethren though faithful Masons, lack knowledge in receiving visiting brothers properly because of their remotness. During one of their regular meetings, the Junior Deacon informed the Worshipful Master that there was an alarm at the door, whereupon the Worshipful Master replied “Attend the alarm and report your

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

Three Master Masons met and were talking over conditions at their Lodges. The first Master said, “You know, since summer started, I’ve been having trouble with mice in my Lodge. I’ve tried everything – noise, cat’s spray – nothing seems to scare them away. The second Master said, “Yeah, my Lodge too. There are hundreds of them living in the

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

The Worshipful Master of our Lodge found a bottle with a Genie in it. In accordance with custom, the Genie offered to grant him a wish. “OK,” said the WM, “I′ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I hate to fly. So my wish is for you to build a bridge so I can drive to Hawaii.” “I can′t

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

A man had been convicted of murder and was about to be hanged. Just before the sentence was executed, the hangman asked the man if he had any last words. “Yes” came his reply, “I hate Masons!” “Why do you hate Masons?” asked the hangman. “The man I killed was a Mason,” explained the murderer, “the sheriff who hunted me

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