admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

A brother went for a job interview, knowing that the interviewer was a Mason. He explained that he was absolutely the best qualifed for the job and secretly hoped that his Lodge connections would get him the position. The interviewer said that his qualifications were excellent but wanted to know what he expected by way of salary. ‘I would like

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

A freemason found himself a contestant on the popular tv show “mastermind”. After the presenter had exchanged the usual greetings and enquired his name and occupation the brother declared his “chosen specialist subject” to be “the history of Scottish Freemasonry since the foundation of Grand Lodge” The first question was, in what year was the Grand Lodge of Scotland founded?

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

One day the Worshipful Past Master and the newest Entered Apprentice go golfing. The EA is really good and Worshipful Master is just giving him tips. They are on hole 8 and there is a tree in the way and the Worshipful Master says, “When I was your age, I would hit the ball right over that tree.” So, the

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

The Grand Master is presenting a 70 year jewel to the oldest member of the Lodge and asks as he pins the jewel on his chest, “And what do you think is the best thing about getting your 70 year jewel?”. He simply replied, “No peer pressure.”

admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

You might be a Mason if: 1. You’re at a wedding, and when the minister says “Amen,” you blurt out “So Mote it Be.” 2. You find yourself trying to check out the rings on stranger’s fingers. 3. You actually “got” the lines in the movie, The Man Who Would Be King, and can quote the movie like it was

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

John has been a mason for many years and finally has worked up the courage to run for the job of Worshipful Master. Unfortunately in the ballot he did not get enough votes and returned home that night quite despondent. His wife me him at the door with a great big hug and a welcome home kiss. “Don’t worry” she

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

One afternoon, the Junior Warden calls the Worshipful Master and says “my wife told me that we are having dinner with my in laws tomorrow night, so I can’t come to the lodge.” “But we are doing a 1 degree tomorrow night,” the boss replies. “I can’t give you the night off.” “Thanks Worshipful Master” says Harry. “I knew I

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

An 80-year-old Past Master of his Lodge becomes engaged to a beautiful 22-year-old model. He goes to his doctor for a checkup a couple of weeks before the wedding date. The doctor looks him over and says, “Arnold, you seem completely healthy but I must tell you one thing.” “What’s that, Doc?” asks the Past Master. “At your age, sex

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admin/ January 6, 2019/ Masonic Humour

In the Lodges toilet, an Entered Apprentice, a Fellow Craft and a Master Mason were standing side-by-side using the urinal. The Entered Apprentice finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows….he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from the University of

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