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In the Lodges toilet, an Entered Apprentice, a Fellow Craft and a Master Mason were standing side-by-side using the urinal.

The Entered Apprentice finished, zipped up and started washing and literally scrubbing his hands…clear up to his elbows….he used 20 paper towels before he finished. He turned to the other two men and commented, “I graduated from the University of Queensland and they taught us to be clean.”

The Fellow Craft finished, zipped up and quickly wet the tips of his fingers, grabbed one paper towel and commented, “I graduated from the Queensland University of Technology and they taught us to be environmentally conscious.”

The Master Mason zipped up and as he was walking out the door said, “Im graduated from Mitchelton State High School and they taught us not to piss on our hands.

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